It's Just a Goober

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A List of All My Blogs

Yo, this is my personal blog. If you come here after I follow you and/or your RP Blog, look below if any of my RP blogs look familiar. Those are also me and it’s only this way because I didn’t originally plan to do this again. Sorry!

@itsjustagoober - You Are Here.

@agooberscast - OC RP/Ask Blog.

@agooberscanons - Canon RP/Ask Blog.

@agoobersretreat - Self-Insert RP/Ask Blog.

@theplumpkinpatch - Spooky Pokemon RP/Ask Blog.

@softidolproject - Love Live! RP/Ask Blog.

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candyspider

i truly think that cultural christianity discourse might be one of the most needlessly cruel and counterintuitive things to come out of online leftism

candyspider

whats that, ex-christian? you've escaped an oppressive religious doctrine that tells you you are inherently evil by nature and demands constant guilt and humility over being personally responsible for your part in a sin-cursed world? Well i'm glad you're out of that environment. By the way as a christian you are inherently evil privileged by nature and personally responsible for your part in a sin-cursed systemically oppressive world, and we will demand constant guilt and humility accountability for this.

candyspider

turning systemic oppression into an individual burden is just something that seems to keep happening and i hate it with my very soul

hartbreakkid
becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

Currently sat in a summer school type thing we're hosting in work and some English architect is telling us about sustainable design in Wales, except she hasn't bothered learning a single Welsh name and if I have to listen to one more "I don't know how to say 'Welsh name' so I'm going to use 'shitty English name/nothing while laughing at it' I'm going to throw this slanty drawing desk at her head

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

Spot the unforced errors:

"Wales has three national parks. There's the one I can't pronounce so I'm going to say Brecon Beacons, there's Pembrokeshire Coast, and there's Snowdonia."

Said with that lil laugh English people do when they say this stuff, because they think they're being funny and charming in a 'what am I like' way rather than disrespectful and arrogant as fuck

"This one is by a reservoir in Gwent I can say, tee hee! Landy something, but-"

Me: Llandegfedd

Her: uh... yes, so difficult! Tee hee!

FUCK OFF

"This one is called... Um... I don't know how to say it tee hee!"

Me: Ysgir.

Her: I'm so bad at Welsh haha

YOU ARE DELIVERING A THREE QUARTER HOUR LECTURE TO WELSH STUDENTS IN WALES ABOUT WELSH INFRASTRUCTURE

YOU HAVE MULTIPLE WELSH SPEAKING COLLEAGUES CRAWLING OUT OF THE WOODWORK WHO COULD HAVE TOLD YOU

LEARNING TO PRONOUNCE THE PLACES SHOULD HAVE BEEN PRIORITY ONE YOU ARROGANT BITCH

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

Like listen. LISTEN. I know this is entirely normal. I know this is so exceptionally common that about 80% of English people do it, I know they think it's funny, I know they don't even see there's a problem, I know I'm basically kicking off at rain in a wet country. I don't know why this extremely normal and commonplace occurrence is nettling me this much today.

But last year, I gave a lecture on grassland management. As part of it, I told the students about the ngitili silvipastoral systems in Tanzania. I am in no way saying I'm perfect!!! I am not a template to be copied!!! But ahead of that lecture, I scoured YouTube until I found a video of an indigenous person in Tanzania talking about the system!!! And I listened to how they pronounced it, and I memorised it, and then I even wrote out the phonetic pronunciation on the slide so my students could learn too, because not bothering to learn that while then presenting myself as an authority on the subject would have been grossly appropriative and colonialist and also plain fucking rude.

And none of those students were Tanzanian for me to insult to their faces

hartbreakkid
utopians

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

utopians

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

enthusispastic

Mountnain Dew

thefuzzhead

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My guy is out here opening his fourth eye and aligning the crown chakra’s crown chakra.