It's Just a Goober

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

A List of All My Blogs

Yo, this is my personal blog. If you come here after I follow you and/or your RP Blog, look below if any of my RP blogs look familiar. Those are also me and it’s only this way because I didn’t originally plan to do this again. Sorry!

@itsjustagoober - You Are Here.

@agooberscast - OC RP/Ask Blog.

@agooberscanons - Canon RP/Ask Blog.

@agoobersretreat - Self-Insert RP/Ask Blog.

@theplumpkinpatch - Spooky Pokemon RP/Ask Blog.

@softidolproject - Love Live! RP/Ask Blog.

(Potentially NSFW themes may appear on these blogs.)

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yo-its-matt
teaboot

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

feral-bookwoom

On it boss!!

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teaboot

[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]

woolieshubris

the-trash-eating-llama asked:

Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?

fluffydancer618 answered:

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the-trash-eating-llama

This one shall do nicely.

fluffydancer618

the-trash-eating-llama

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35 miles, happy 24 hours.

the-trash-eating-llama

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24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.

fluffydancer618

It's ok, take your time

the-trash-eating-llama

Hog swill

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Might take a minute.

the-trash-eating-llama

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Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.

fluffydancer618

Buddy???

the-trash-eating-llama

Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.


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fluffydancer618

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What


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What the hell

rukafais
changes

Tuesday, July 18th, 2023

🌟 New

  • We’ve renamed the “Include stuff in your orbit” dashboard setting to “Include posts liked by the blogs you follow”. It still controls the same behavior: whether or not you’ll see posts liked by blogs you follow in your Following feed. Also, reminder that you can hide your own likes from this feature in your blog settings.
  • On web, on the mobile layout of the site, we’ve shuffled the order of the items in the navigation drawer slightly.

🛠 Fixed

  • We fixed an issue with the activity graph on web that could cause your browser to cache an outdated copy of the data. Now your browser should refresh with the latest data every time you visit that page.

🚧 Ongoing

  • Nothing to report here today.

🌱 Upcoming

  • Starting tomorrow (July 19th), some of you will see a new navigation layout for the desktop website that we’re experimenting with.

Experiencing an issue? File a Support Request and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can!

Want to share your feedback about something? Check out our Work in Progress blog and start a discussion with the community.

vanathema

Hello, devs! I respect the idea behind the new layout (I assume the intent was for clarity, with the navigation links always visible and labelled), but sorry, the desktop site just looks ugly now. You’d think with the navigation now on the left instead of in a header, the dashboard would be more visible, but in practise, the dashboard feels so much more cluttered with Things To Look At, between the radar and the recommended stuff and so on, with just a tiny little area left for the actual dashboard content. A header with a row of icons is much more elegant. Are the icons so esoteric that new users might be confused by them? I really doubt it.

(Please don’t think this is a knee-jerk rejection of Twitter, either; even if it wasn’t circling the drain, I've always thought Twitter’s modern layout was also ugly, for all the above reasons. But I’m echoing everyone else that trying to court Twitter users by mimicking its layout and alienating your existing userbase is really not the way to go!)